- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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