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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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