There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Stephen Hawking

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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there was once a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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