- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What is white and long? A New York winter

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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