What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Equal rights!

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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