- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Democracy.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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