What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What do you call an arab ?

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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