- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

a man was shot.... he died

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

I went to school. Then I came home.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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