- Anti Joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.