- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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