What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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