- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Screw it you write the joke.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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