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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Ehh

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

identical jokes get different votes.

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