- Anti Joke

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

knock,knock you suck