- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

your so fat. your fat!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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