George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Anti Joke

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