- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

i had sex.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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