- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

womans having rights.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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