*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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hey hey apple

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Anti Joke

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