What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Face...the other white meat!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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