- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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