How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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