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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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