- Anti Joke

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why can't february march Because april may

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.