- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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