- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's funny? Women's rights.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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