- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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