What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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