- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Smelly Indians.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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