- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What is green and slow Grass.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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