- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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