- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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