- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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