- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

An orphan falls off a cliff.

I walk into a bar...

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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