How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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