- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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