You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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