- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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