"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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