Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

penis

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

No

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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