- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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