What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What's up? Your time.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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