"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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