- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

KILL WHITEY

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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