What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

a irish man walks past a bar

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

You are joking right?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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