I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

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