Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Faithful men.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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