- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Whats cold and frozen? ice

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

"Knock knock" Come in!

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