- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Faithful men.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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