- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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