whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Racial Equality

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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