- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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