- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Womans baksetball...

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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