What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A fat guy!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Gordon Brown smiles.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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