What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Detroit has a low crime rate

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

FUCK THE JEWS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

"Knock knock" Come in!

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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