- Anti Joke

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

69 Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home