Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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