Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do black people eat? Food.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

your face is kinda funny

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

homosexual rights to marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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