what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

i had sex.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Sam Hengal.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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