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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Chris is hairy

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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