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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

ure mama's so fat

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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