A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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