- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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