how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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