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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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