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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's the difference between a duck?

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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