- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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