Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

No your aunties a joke

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A gay man watches football.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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