- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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