- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

I literally died laughing

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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