- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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