Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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