- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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