whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Anti Joke

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