Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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guess what? bannanas

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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