Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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