What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

White NBA players.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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