- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what's worse then a blowjob?

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