- Anti Joke

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what's black and can't swim?

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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