What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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