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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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