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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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