- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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