- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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