- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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