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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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black chicken. kfc

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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