Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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