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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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