- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

no really what are ur names?

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