- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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