- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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