Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

This is not a joke.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

a man checks his mypsace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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