Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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