What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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