- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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