- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

800 people died last year. end of story

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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