knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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black people

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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I like touching my boobs

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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