Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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sfdg

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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silver bullet?

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why? Because.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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